Mysteries

Customer (in contemplative mood):

"I may not have a hacker... maybe it's just me... "
(pause)
"My son says it's just me... but sometimes when i type something the hackers type back at me, like they're criticizing what I just typed."
(pause)
"I've had three heart attacks and they say it's the pills that make me see things that aren't there... but i don't know...
I think it's the hackers."